Paris Hilton Out of Jail

Perezhilton.com is reporting that Paris Hilton was released from jail already — just three days after entering the slammer. That sucks!

Thoughts on Lindsay

So Lindsay Lohan got busted for a DUI.

I hope all these girls: Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Lohan go to jail. Thirty days of no drugs will be amazing for them. One day they’re going to kill someone or themselves.

Also, get a fucking cheaffeur.